Another one you really hope is satire - Last time an article like this came around, it turned out to be a put-on. Unfortunately, I don’t see anything about the linked publication that shows that ...
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May the road rise to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
The sun shine down upon your face
The rain fall soft upon your fields
And until we meet again may God,
May God hold you in the palm of his hand.
May the Lord bless you and keep you.
May the Lord cause His face to shine on you
And give you peace.